Jesus Shaves (David Sedaris)

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25 Responses to “Jesus Shaves (David Sedaris)”

  • onthewise:

    A great book! Even funnier listening to this. A re-read is in order.

  • laurasvids333:

    so funny. david sedaris is genius

  • pumpkinpjays:

    Here’s a religion we can all agree on.

  • li3456683w97349857:

    A bell though… thats f*cked up
    LOL
    I love david sedaris

  • Asmerina:

    my favorite chapter in Me Talk Pretty One DAy…….HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • lasiddhartha:

    You’re right, truly hilarious :) )

  • lovelyspringweather:

    this story is literally my favorite from his book.

  • cqsallie:

    I had forgotten how effing hilarious this was!!!!

  • juicyXD:

    I never laughed so hard as when I first heard this on the radio. It was during public radio pledge drive and I donated just so I could get the CD!

  • cqsallie:

    To all those you have seen a thumb’s down, here. I meant to give you a thumb’s up, but like the story of the Easter Bell, I fucked up….

  • dykielesbian:

    My fiancee and I listen to this far too much.

  • AnthonysAngelOfLove:

    HAHA…. give the Pope aneurysm.
    haha… the rabbit of easter!!! A rabbit, a rabbit!!!

    Oh my freaking gosh that is soooo hilarious!

  • tetsuyayamatashi:

    “And on the Easter, we be sad because someone make him dead today.”

    Oh god, Sedaris has what is quite possibly the best sense of humour of our age.

  • SufferingPeak:

    …he nice…

    rofl

  • Apashiol:

    This is new to me. What have I been missing?
    Really excellent!

  • xander7d:

    i am sitting in my office simply laughing my heart out…David is a genius…a funny genius…

  • fgh650:

    search “The unofficial page of Sheikh Ahmed Deedat’s literature.”
    Again search youtube on “Dr Zakir Naik Vs Dr William Cambell Islam Vs Christianity”

  • clagratrix:

    @juicyXD I donated for the very same reason :) So altruistic!

  • TheChristineM:

    Ridiculously funny…love this.

  • dominice112:

    @Apashiol a lot, and 4 months has passed since you posted it.. so I assume you have heard “6 to 8 black men”?! :)

  • Apashiol:

    @dominice112
    Since then I have tracked down lots of his work. He is excellent.

  • me700gnomes:

    not funny

  • retrobug:

    I think anyone who has ever tried to learn a second language can totally relate to this. And that’s why it’s hilarious.

  • Beckham347:

    ive seen David Sedaris twice, read alomst all of his books. this is by FAR my favorite passage :)

  • johnnytastetest:

    @Beckham347 – Really? This is the best of his stuff, in your opinion? I’m listening, and it’s amusing, but I don’t find it laugh-out-loud funny. I can relate too, having taken second language courses. This is actually encouraging, since I have writing skills and funnier real-life stories than this. Maybe you’ll be reading my books one day!

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